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By Jessica Brister On 8 Feb, 2018 At 12:33 PM | Categorized As Featured, ROG Humor | With 0 Comments

Warning: This article is satire.  It’s not meant to be taken seriously. Redwood City, CA: In an unprecedented move, gaming conglomerate, EA, will employ an arcade-style set of microtransactions for Star Wars Battlefront 2, ticking off gamers and making EA executives extremely happy. The microtransactions will be similar to that of person gaming in an […]

By Jessica Brister On 4 Feb, 2018 At 01:24 PM | Categorized As Featured, ROG Humor | With 0 Comments

Warning: This article is satire.  It is not meant to be taken seriously. Pittsburgh, PA: Roy Butler, an avid gamer and Fallout 4 fan, is angry after he loaded over 1,000 mods to his Fallout 4 game and his game crashed.  Bethesda has yet to comment. “What’s the point of having mods if you don’t […]

By Jessica Brister On 28 Jan, 2018 At 02:25 PM | Categorized As Featured, ROG Humor | With 0 Comments

Warning: The following article is satire.  It is not meant to be taken seriously. Rockville, MD: Bethesda Softworks announced today that they will release a version of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim for the TI-89 graphing calculator.  In this unexpected move, Skyrim will now be accessible to math students everywhere. “We are excited to bring […]

  Animal Crossing: World Connections (?) is a premise of what the new title for the Nintendo Switch could possibly be. After another massive update to the now 5-year-old Animal Crossing: New Leaf and Animal Crossing: Happy Home Designer games and your Nintendo Switch console will allow cross-connectivity. AC:WC will allow more storage. Up to […]

By otakuman5000 On 11 Nov, 2017 At 10:02 PM | Categorized As Featured, Podcasts, ROG Humor, ROGcast | With 0 Comments

On this episode, we talk about a variety of topics including what we are playing and the pros and cons of the N64 mini, The high prices of retro games, L.A. Noire for the Nintendo Switch, EA not releasing sports games every year and the PSN trophy for credit model. Your Hosts are me, James […]

By otakuman5000 On 16 Apr, 2017 At 09:23 PM | Categorized As Animation, Editorials, Featured, NINTENDO, PC Games, PlayStation, ROG Humor, Videos | With 0 Comments

In a timed exclusive with the creator of the show, The Scarlet Derby Plays comes to Real Otaku Gamer. This is a new series from my good friend Mike Cervantes. This is a very entertaining show. We are glad to showcase the show on Real Otaku Gamer.    

By Jonathan Balofsky On 5 Apr, 2017 At 07:19 PM | Categorized As News, NINTENDO, Nintendo Switch, ROG Humor, ROG News | With 0 Comments

Last month, Billings Farm and Museum challenged Nintendo to a cow milking competition in 1-2 Switch after feeling Nintendo made it seem easier to milk a cow than it really is.. Nintendo then responded that they would accept the challenge, and we now have video of the competition. Did Nintendo treehouse members do well vs […]

By Jonathan Balofsky On 28 Mar, 2017 At 03:10 PM | Categorized As News, NINTENDO, Nintendo Switch, ROG Humor, ROG News | With 0 Comments

The good folks at Smosh Games have released an Honest Game Trailer for Breath of the Wild. They take time to poke some fun but also praise the game. This is a game everyone seems to love, and even the parodies cannot hide their enthusiasm for it. Of course, they do point out some of […]

By Jonathan Balofsky On 27 Feb, 2017 At 02:07 PM | Categorized As News, NINTENDO, Nintendo Switch, ROG Humor, ROG News | With 0 Comments

File this one under things that you would never expect to hear about Nintendo. The British tabloid, The Sun, has actually stated, rather unbelievably that 1-2 Switch’s Cow Milking Game is a sex act simulator. Their headline reads “Nintendo Switch games lineup includes a VERY suggestive ‘sex act simulator’. This is a stretch even for the […]

Geeks on the Internet Having a Beverage is the new show where I talk to my friends in the geek culture. This episode is featuring my good friend Torrence Davis, formerly the Editor In Chief of The BitBag and STFU and PLAY.  We talked about Old School games and going to arcades and playing Pong […]