Disclaimer: This article is satire and not meant to be taken seriously.
Miami, FL: In a bizarre development that could have come out of a soap opera, one Call of Duty player’s, “I f*cked your mom,” comment turned out to be true when the recipient of the insult learned that his mother was indeed dating the other player.
Matt Jones learned in an ironic twist of fate that his arch-nemesis on Call of Duty: WWII, RaZz0r357, met and has been dating his mother for the past two months. The couple met on Tinder a few months ago, but it was only until recently that Matt realized the identity of his mother’s boyfriend.
“She finally had him over at the house, and as soon as I heard him, I knew who he was,” Jones explained. “I was flabbergasted because RaZz0r357 loves to trash talk about screwing people’s mothers. He’s done it to me more times than I can count.”
Jones noted that the relationship between his nemesis and his mother is indeed physical, making this possibly the one time in gaming history that a player trolling another player was actually correct when noting that they “f*cked your mom.”
RaZz0r357 declined to comment as did Jones’ mother.
Meanwhile, Jones has stopped playing COD and switched to Battlefield 1 because, “No one really plays on it anyhow, so there’s no chance of running into any future stepfathers.”